he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just want nice things and good sex
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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