sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
