so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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