i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My vagina is very pro this idea
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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