Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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