Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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