I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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