apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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