last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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