if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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