In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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you will always have a special place in my vag
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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