hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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