But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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