Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I still have a little drunk in my system
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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