was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
A+ Viking dick
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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