gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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