dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
