So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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