She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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