Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
we're so committed to being not committed
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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