You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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