have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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