It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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