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she says it's "been amazing lately"

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i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half

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(540): she says it's "been amazing lately" (540): i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half http://tfl.nu/wgvp

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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(703): He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy. http://tfl.nu/uk4y

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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.

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Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.

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(917): I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads. (917): Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful. http://tfl.nu/kyyh

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(315): View more from New York

I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.

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(315): I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever. http://tfl.nu/6dcd

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(707): View more from California

He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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(707): He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk. http://tfl.nu/vg98

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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.

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(805): I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins. http://tfl.nu/apj9

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

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(225): Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u. http://tfl.nu/ux68

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(971): View more from Oregon

I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."

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(971): I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob." http://tfl.nu/bamh

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(281): View more from Texas

I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.

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(281): I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman. http://tfl.nu/ux8x

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(416): View more from Toronto

How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?

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(416): How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard? http://tfl.nu/770q

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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.

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(602): I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite. http://tfl.nu/08rf

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation

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(902): you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation http://tfl.nu/4hrf

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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose

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(+61): Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose http://tfl.nu/qf33

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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.

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(407): His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out. http://tfl.nu/k2zd

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(423): View more from Tennessee

lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY

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(423): lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY http://tfl.nu/1ywi

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