I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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