Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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