I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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