Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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