so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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