I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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