White coat. Heels.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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