All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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