ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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