Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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