He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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