would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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