and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
