You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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