Soap is not a condiment
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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