I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it was like having sex with a tree stump
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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