I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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