I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
