so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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