I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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