That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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