Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You work out of a Hotel?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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