Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
please don't ironically join a cult
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