The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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