Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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