this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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