Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Are we still banned from the library?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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