hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
