I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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