you guys were way drunker than both of me
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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