that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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